JASMINE D'ARCANGELIS STAFF WRITER Crossover is Alma College’s take on a university’s “Welcome Weekend.” Upperclassmen begin festivities on the evening of Labor Day, and Freshman are not to cross on to South Campus until midnight. While the concept of Crossover is brilliant, the marketing and execution are all wrong. Crossover is not being used to... Continue Reading →
Campus squirrels are to pay tuition
BAILEY LANGBO STAFF WRITER It has recently been decided that the squirrels seen around the campus of Alma College will be contributing to the college by paying tuition. The movement came to light after many students came forward on social media, naming the squirrels as a vital part of campus life and unintentionally leading the... Continue Reading →
College removes scottless scots
EMILY HENDERSEN STAFF WRITER Bad news, Scots who aren’t Scottish. President Abernathy has just released a statement saying that all students who are not Scottish by blood will be expelled. Currently, students that are 100 percent Scottish are the only ones that will be allowed to remain on campus. If there are not enough students... Continue Reading →
The Almanian has no more story ideas
SYDNEY BOSSIDIS STAFF WRITER As of Mar. 25, 2019, the Almanian has ran out of stories to report on. This has put the future of the newspaper in jeopardy as well as those who work for it. There has been a new push to find topics from the dark side of campus, however, those discovers... Continue Reading →
Murphy goes to ‘Merica
JAKE HOLT STAFF WRITER United States of America, one of the most traveled countries in the world, has had few travelers actually go there. Kody Murphy ‘19 was bold enough to travel there during his younger years. America runs on the Christian calendar and Dunkin’ Donuts®. When it comes to the Christian holiday of Christmas... Continue Reading →
Alma College to sell South Campus
ALYSSA GALL STAFF WRITER Desperate times call for desperate measures at Alma College this upcoming year. Due to recent budget cuts and rising expenses, Alma College has agreed to sell South Campus asa possible solution to the college’s financial troubles. South Campus is home to primarily upperclassmen, such as students with Junior and Senior status.... Continue Reading →
Greer named head coach of men’s soccer
HANK WICKLEY SPORTS WRITER After the resignation of coach Oakley, the Scots men’s soccer team brought home a familiar face. John Greer, previous assistant coach for the program, has been named as head coach. “We’re thrilled to have Coach Greer returning to Alma and take over the reins as our new head men’s soccer coach,”... Continue Reading →
Students offered housing option at opera house
DYLAN COUR STAFF WRITER Housing selection for the 2019-2020 school year starts soon, and many students are struggling to decide where they want to go. For rising juniors and seniors, the options are quite vast. Between Wright Hall, Wright Avenue Apartments and all of the south campus dorms, there is quite a decision to be... Continue Reading →
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