KYLE SCHECKPHOTOGRAPHER JON BEERBOWERSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 Last Thursday, shocking news swept the campus when 2023 MIAA Coach of the Year winner Jason Couch,better known as Coach Couch around campus, announced he was taking over the same position at the rivaling school, Albion College. While it seems illogical for such a successful coach to make a complete […]
LOTTIE CARMENLAYOUT EDITOR Aries (March 21st-April 19th) Expect wealth and an increasing number of opportunities within the next few weeks. Now is the time for Aries to flourish and accept all good things coming their way. Learn to appreciate new changes that may come to light. Taurus (April 20th-May 20th) Expect wealth and an increasing […]
KYLE SCHECKPHOTOGRAPHER MEGAN NEELEYCOPY EDITOR 4/1/2024 “One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,” said the accredited Dr. Seuss, but is counting to two such an easy task for a college student? It may seem quite clear to the average person that if you pick up one stick and reach for another you end up […]
LIATHANO RAMIREZGRAPHIC DESIGNER JORDAN FOXCOPY EDITOR 4/1/2024 Rumor of a new rule regarding apparel was confirmed by the athletic department on March 26. This new rule states that “all skin from the neck down must be covered,” including fingers, wrists and ankles. Several members of the Alma College track team, including myself, have mixed feelings […]
LEIA LEHRERGRAPHIC DESIGNER WESTON HIRVELASTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 Perhaps the greatest upset in Oscars history, is “Morbius” (2022) having a third release. Now I know what you might be thinking, “How could this third release of the movie that everyone agrees is terrible sweep the Oscars?” The answer lies in that this is the six-hour original vision […]
ALEX GILLIESGRAPHIC DESIGNER DARCY DAENZERLAYOUT EDITOR 4/1/2024 On March 25, the Association for the Flying Of Once-Flightless Livestock (AFOOL) announced that pigs have finally gained the ability to fly. What has been the work of countless physicists and flightless animal enthusiasts has become a reality, giving these traditionally confined animals the freedom they have desired […]
LIATHANO RAMIREZGRAPHIC DESIGNER BRONWYN MCALINDONSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 The Upper Peninsula has decided to secede from the Lower Peninsula in pursuit of becoming its own state. Over the past few weeks, deliberations have been held between both the Michigan and Federal governments because the citizens of the Upper Peninsula have petitioned to secede from the Lower […]
ELIZABETH VREDEVELTSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 Starting Fall 2024, Residence Life will now be offering guided ghost tours around campus. Current and prospective students will have the option of the walking tour or Witching Hour Exclusive bundle which includes an overnight stay in the basement or attic of the building of their choice. To kick off the […]
