KYLE SCHECKPHOTOGRAPHER MEGAN NEELEYCOPY EDITOR 4/1/2024 “One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,” said the accredited Dr. Seuss, but is counting to two such an easy task for a college student? It may seem quite clear to the average person that if you pick up one stick and reach for another you end up... Continue Reading →
LIATHANO RAMIREZGRAPHIC DESIGNER JORDAN FOXCOPY EDITOR 4/1/2024 Rumor of a new rule regarding apparel was confirmed by the athletic department on March 26. This new rule states that “all skin from the neck down must be covered,” including fingers, wrists and ankles. Several members of the Alma College track team, including myself, have mixed feelings... Continue Reading →
LEIA LEHRERGRAPHIC DESIGNER WESTON HIRVELASTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 Perhaps the greatest upset in Oscars history, is “Morbius” (2022) having a third release. Now I know what you might be thinking, “How could this third release of the movie that everyone agrees is terrible sweep the Oscars?” The answer lies in that this is the six-hour original vision... Continue Reading →
ALEX GILLIESGRAPHIC DESIGNER DARCY DAENZERLAYOUT EDITOR 4/1/2024 On March 25, the Association for the Flying Of Once-Flightless Livestock (AFOOL) announced that pigs have finally gained the ability to fly. What has been the work of countless physicists and flightless animal enthusiasts has become a reality, giving these traditionally confined animals the freedom they have desired... Continue Reading →
LIATHANO RAMIREZGRAPHIC DESIGNER BRONWYN MCALINDONSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 The Upper Peninsula has decided to secede from the Lower Peninsula in pursuit of becoming its own state. Over the past few weeks, deliberations have been held between both the Michigan and Federal governments because the citizens of the Upper Peninsula have petitioned to secede from the Lower... Continue Reading →
ELIZABETH VREDEVELTSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 Starting Fall 2024, Residence Life will now be offering guided ghost tours around campus. Current and prospective students will have the option of the walking tour or Witching Hour Exclusive bundle which includes an overnight stay in the basement or attic of the building of their choice. To kick off the... Continue Reading →
ALEXANDRA GILLIESGRAPHIC DESIGNER KYLE CHOKASSTAFF WRITER SARON GEBREGZIABHIERSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 In a landmark game this past April 1, the Alma College Squirrels took on the Pine River Ducks in a head-to-head football match that decides who is going to rule the Alma College campus for the 2024-2025 school year. The game took place at Bahlke... Continue Reading →
WESTON HIRVELAGRAPHIC DESIGNER BRONWYN MCALINDONSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 There has been an unexpected change made to the commencement ceremony this year. Adam Sandler is scheduled to speak at this year’s commencement ceremony. This is something that has been kept a secret from the students up until when it was recently leaked on YikYak. The YikYak was confirmed by... Continue Reading →
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