ALEX GILLIESGRAPHIC DESIGNER DARCY DAENZERLAYOUT EDITOR 4/1/2024 On March 25, the Association for the Flying Of Once-Flightless Livestock (AFOOL) announced that pigs have finally gained the ability to fly. What has been the work of countless physicists and flightless animal enthusiasts has become a reality, giving these traditionally confined animals the freedom they have desired... Continue Reading →
LIATHANO RAMIREZGRAPHIC DESIGNER BRONWYN MCALINDONSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 The Upper Peninsula has decided to secede from the Lower Peninsula in pursuit of becoming its own state. Over the past few weeks, deliberations have been held between both the Michigan and Federal governments because the citizens of the Upper Peninsula have petitioned to secede from the Lower... Continue Reading →
ELIZABETH VREDEVELTSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 Starting Fall 2024, Residence Life will now be offering guided ghost tours around campus. Current and prospective students will have the option of the walking tour or Witching Hour Exclusive bundle which includes an overnight stay in the basement or attic of the building of their choice. To kick off the... Continue Reading →
ALEXANDRA GILLIESGRAPHIC DESIGNER KYLE CHOKASSTAFF WRITER SARON GEBREGZIABHIERSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 In a landmark game this past April 1, the Alma College Squirrels took on the Pine River Ducks in a head-to-head football match that decides who is going to rule the Alma College campus for the 2024-2025 school year. The game took place at Bahlke... Continue Reading →
WESTON HIRVELAGRAPHIC DESIGNER BRONWYN MCALINDONSTAFF WRITER 4/1/2024 There has been an unexpected change made to the commencement ceremony this year. Adam Sandler is scheduled to speak at this year’s commencement ceremony. This is something that has been kept a secret from the students up until when it was recently leaked on YikYak. The YikYak was confirmed by... Continue Reading →
EMMA FIGLEWICZPHOTO EDITOR 4/1/2024 Amid the nation seeking to find new leadership for the future, a new contender has emerged on the political landscape. Jeff Abernathy, President of Alma College, has officially thrown his hat into the ring for the 2024 presidential election. With the political climate charged with uncertainty and the nation yearning for... Continue Reading →
KYLE CHOKASPHOTOGRAPHER JON BEERBOWERSTAFF WRITER 3/18/2024 The college cheerleading season is by far the longest of any collegiate sport. Alma College Cheer Team 12 started their season by placing first at the NCA Camp in Port Huron, MI on Aug. 8. This, in turn, earned them a bid for nationals in April 2024 which is now... Continue Reading →
LOTTIE CARMANLAYOUT EDITOR Aries (March 21st-April 19th) Aries has always been known to be more courageous than most. An unusual and unexpected sense of fear has taken over the Aries mind. Remind yourself that you are strong and capable of very difficult things. Taurus (April 20th-May 20th) Money scarcity is a problematic misery that is... Continue Reading →
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