LOTTIE CARMANHOROSCOPES Aries (March 21st-April 19th): Jupiter has been lingering around you for a very long time and will continue to for a little longer. You may feel overwhelmed by the constant tasks that continuously have been entering your life. Understand that there are opportunities within this hecticness. Enjoy what life has been presenting to […]
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Weekly Horoscopes 9/9/2022
Aires: that bump in the road was for the best, learn from your challenges, Aries. Sometime the hardest moments lead to the biggest successes. Taurus: Friends are not always what they seem. Check your circle and trust your instincts. Your energy deserves to go to people who build you up. Gemini: Rest up for the […]
Weekly Horoscopes 3/15/21
KATE WESTPHALCOPY EDITOR The Signs as Discontinued Fast Food Items Aries: Little Caesar’s Pepperoni Crazy Bread. An appetizer, you often hold out for the next best thing to come along. Realize that sometimes nothing appears and you need to make do with what you have. Taurus: Pizza Hut’s Taco Pizza. Combining two favorites may sound […]
Weekly Horoscopes 3/2/21
The Signs as Books from High School English Class Aries: The Crucible by Arthur Miller. Your short temper can quickly snowball and lead into false accusations. Be able to take a step back and look at multiple perspectives before speaking. Taurus: Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. You may like to be by yourself, […]
Weekly Horoscopes 2/15/21
The Signs as Lines from Arabic Love Poems Aries: “Through her, in a rush of musk and saffron, beauty falls into disarray.” – Ibn Al-Arabi Taurus: “Because my love for you is higher than words, I have decided to fall silent.” – Nizar Qabbani Gemini: “You departed from my sight and entered my thoughts, travelled […]
Weekly Horoscope 2/1/21
KATE WESTPHALCOPY EDITOR What the Signs Need to Hear Aries – You’re too petulant. At some point people will grow tired and stop coddling you. Taurus – Your stubbornness will get you nowhere except backwards. You can’t sulk forever. Gemini – Your impulsivity will lead you down many paths. Recognize which of those are worthwhile. […]
Horoscopes Week of March 23rd
EMMA WOOD HOROSCOPES Aries: You need to seek an outlet to feel in control as you begin to struggle with your conscience. Look for a project that you can distract yourself with, or friends that you can vent to. Taurus: Don’t let the communication drop with people who reached out to specifically you. They want […]
Horoscopes week of March 9th
EMMA WOOD Aries: You may find yourself in a bit of a slump. The best way to cure this is surrounding yourself with the energies of your friends. It may seem like a distraction, but it can reset your mood. Taurus: Taking a break from social media will feel like a long needed vacation. There’s […]